(A little adaptation to the original song…)
“Who wears short shorts?
We wear short shorts.
They’re such short shorts!
We like short shorts!
Who wears short shorts?
We wear short shorts!”
Now thankfully for you there’s no way you can hear me sing right now – it’s NOT a pretty thing!
BUT – I do get my point across – SHORT SHORTS!
And for this season, it’s the MEN that will be wearing them!
In my short-rule-wearing exploration on the blogosphere I came across one write-up that states that if your in your 20′s your inseam should be around 7″ – in your 30′s that gets extended to 9″ – and for those 40 something fashionista’s 11″ is the going length.
Age appropriateness is as fashionable as the shorts themselves – so do be sure to match the length with your age to make for a more fashionably educated and stylish of short wearer!
Now besides the clear advantage of less material therefor MORE of a summer breeze felt by your bare legs – this seasons short-shorts are the males version of a females mini-skirt (in the way that the opposite sex reacts to them!)
With the short-short being still a slightly daring item, the majority of men that wear them are confident and fashion-forward – they have legs that even Gisele Bündchen would be competing with and an attitude that matches her height (it reaches to the sky!)
And yet, unlike the miniskirt, short-shorts have a more relaxed approach with a little slouch, keeping them irreverently sexy yet easy to wear.
Men, don’t be afraid to show a little thigh – it’s a beautiful thing! And the reaction you will get, well, even I might start singing for you!
THESE short-grey-shorts are way beyond the school yard!
Give the royal treatment with a short-short in blue!
